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Damsel Distressed Blog Tour

October 19, 2014


First, the excerpt!

“When are we gonna get a fat princess? How about a princess with bad acne and crappy posture and the mouth of a sailor? Probably never.

Every. Single. One. Is the same. Totally hot. Totally predictable.

Snow White has the attention of seven little men, not because she’s the only one who can reach the top of the bookshelf, but because she’s a porcelain-skinned, ruby-lipped knockout.

The little mermaid got a prince because she shut her trap for five whole seconds and looks fierce in a bikini.

And Cinderella? She’s a girl who clearly demonstrates to the prince that she’s got lots of experience on her knees and doesn’t mind getting dirty.

Carmella and those chicks would run in the same clique, that’s for sure. And they’re the girls who get it all…Who get happiness.

Something to strive for? Something that one can attain with enough passion…

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